Friday, July 13, 2012

Explosive Diarreha is on Line 1

Every single mother that works for a living gets called when a child is sick and has juggle and make that adjustment to their schedule.  I am thoroughly enjoying the fact that my children are getting older and Jacob is the only one left in daycare.  I sometimes feel spoiled.

Unfortunately, if you knew Jacob, you knew I am lucky there is only one of him.
He is quite unique.

A day doesn't go by that I don't wonder what the call will be, or what he will say to me before I drop him off.  He truly puts a smile on my face every day!

Having said that.....  I was in the heat of an extremely busy day.  I had several calls coming in, and just got out of a meeting.  My secretary buzzed my phone which has an intercom feature. 

The daycare is on the phone and I think it's important.
I take a deep breathe.

"Ms. Dykstra, Jacob has explosive Diarrhea....he is still in the bathroom and we are out of clothes"

I giggle and realize she may not think this is funny given she had to clean him up.  I wipe the smirk from my face quickly.  I am imagining Jacob in a stall in the school bathroom, enjoying being naked, and singing.  Anyone who knows him can imagine that!

Well, gee... I love my job.  I really do....  In fact, I love my job so much I was tempted for a second to call my favorite girl friend to handle this one...  Except she might still be a bit sour about the last time that happened.  Ya, next....

I thought I could call my mother....  which is very comical seeing as my mother is grossed out by a child that picks their nose.  That won't work.

I then realized....I may be out of options given Jacob's bowel history in town here.... 

"well, I guess I will be there shortly" I chimed.

I was prepared to wear my concerned face.....but I wish I had taken his picture when I got there.  He was smiling, laughing, and proudly announcing his accomplishments....

The face on the teacher was white as she held out her fingers, dangling a bag of clothes.

I was going to send Chocolate to school the next day with a thank you note, but I didn't think that would go over so well.